I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She's the barista slut.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
