they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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