I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Randomize
