did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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