the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
