okay pat passed out under dana's car
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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