Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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