Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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