it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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