She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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