love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
