bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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