i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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