I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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