Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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