Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis

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(936): View more from Texas

You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Why do you have to go to the hospital?

(407): View more from Florida

I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...

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(562): View more from California

it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats

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(216): View more from Ohio

Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.

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(760): View more from California

I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.

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(949): View more from California

HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY

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(513): View more from Ohio

I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments

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