did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
