physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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