Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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