I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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