Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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