If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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