ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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