Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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