The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
