Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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