i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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