we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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