also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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