what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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