On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just google imaged poop.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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