I cannot find my penis.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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