butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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