He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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