i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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