? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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