Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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