Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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