...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize