Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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