just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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