So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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