Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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