K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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