Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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