You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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