Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we're making bets on your personal life
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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