Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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