I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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