Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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