our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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