Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My ass is underappreciated
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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