So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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