Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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