I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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