She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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